Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

Xavier:
[enters a realm where the world unfolds in reverse, sees a man hit by a car] I'm too late. If I had been at this poor meat in time, he'd still be a delicious man.

[then the same car that just run over by the guy got reversed back to life]

Xavier:
HEALED?! In this odd dominion, driving backwards over people can mend them.

[gets in a car and drives backwards down the street]

Xavier:
People, hurry, get *in* the way! I'm committing vehicular manburger helper, and it tastes like pure liquid relief. Best part is, I'm helping the earth, getting negative thirty miles to the gallon! Oh, the cops wanna hone in on my heal-deal. I'll let them co-bask in my reflective glory!

[the police officers reversedly hit Xavier healing him but actually hurting him]

Xavier:
Huh. I seem to have bruises and lumps on my face.

Xavier:
[has multiple fingers] Four words, men. Thanks. Count 'em 'n' weep.

[Xavier then gets punished into the reversed guillotine]

Xavier:
[while his head cut off in a basket] Ooh, free shrimp.

[Xavier then gets placed into the guillotine reversedly while still having his head cut off]

Xavier:
I don't feel so good. My tummy hurts.