Xena: Warrior Princess1995

Theon:
[Old Joxer sits inside his barn with a scroll. His young son and daughter come running in] Is that a story about the harpies, Daddy?

Kara:
What is it? What is it?

Joxer:
No. It's, uh, it's, um, well, it's a story about a beautiful warrior princess. [looks at his kids] Wanna hear a story about a beautiful warrior princess? [his kids gather around and nod eagerly] Okay. Okay... [Joxer clears his throat and then reads the scroll] "Her, uh, her celebrations at Thebes in Egypt were cut short because Xena, the mighty warrior princess, fought both night and day for the life of her newborn child as she continued to sing the rage of her Olympian foes. [pause] Their ceaseless battles finally drove her to the Fates in search of answers...