Xena: Warrior Princess1995

Aphrodite:
So you shrunk her horse, big deal. Everybody shrinks as they get older. That's why old people are so short.

Gabrielle:
Now that's very constructive. What are you writing?

Aphrodite:
Patient is hostile and insecure, possibly masking some latent tendencies.

Gabrielle:
This is stupid.

Aphrodite:
No, I'm sorry. Look. No more scroll, alright?

Gabrielle:
Latent tendencies? Where did you learn to talk like that?

Aphrodite:
Honey, don't let the blonde hair fool you. Although bombastic forms of circumlocution should be generally avoided, one mustn't shy away from big words in the right context.

Gabrielle:
What?