Yes Minister1980

Sir Humphrey Appleby:
What's the matter, Bernard?

Bernard Woolley:
Oh nothing really, Sir Humphrey.

Sir Humphrey Appleby:
You look unhappy.

Bernard Woolley:
Well, I was just wondering if the minister was right, actually.

Sir Humphrey Appleby:
Very unlikely. What about?

Bernard Woolley:
About ends and means. I mean, will I end up as a moral vacuum too?

Sir Humphrey Appleby:
Oh, I hope so, Bernard. If you work hard enough.

Bernard Woolley:
I actually feel rather downcast. If it's our job to carry out government policies, shouldn't we believe in them?

Sir Humphrey Appleby:
Huh, what an extraordinary idea.

Bernard Woolley:
Why?

Sir Humphrey Appleby:
Bernard, I have served eleven governments in the past thirty years. If I had believed in all their policies, I would have been passionately committed to keeping out of the Common Market, and passionately committed to going into it. I would have been utterly convinced of the rightness of nationalising steel. And of denationalising it and renationalising it. On capital punishment, I'd have been a fervent retentionist and an ardent abolishionist. I would've been a Keynesian and a Friedmanite, a grammar school preserver and destroyer, a nationalisation freak and a privatisation maniac; but above all, I would have been a stark, staring, raving schizophrenic.