You Can't Do That on Television

You Can't Do That on Television1979

Genre: Comedy
You Can't Do That on Television is a Canadian sketch comedy television series that first aired locally in 1979 before airing in the United States in 1981. It featured preteen and teenage actors in a sketch comedy format similar to that of American s… more »



Christine:
As you all know, Vanessa is new to the show and Vanessa, if you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask me.

Vanessa:
There is something I wanted to ask you.

Christine:
Sure?

Vanessa:
How do they make that slime they're always dumping on you?

Christine:
First they take some liquid and then they add some jello powder and some flour. Sometimes some soap and they dump it all over me.

Vanessa:
Where do they dump it from?

Christine:
Actually Vanessa, I've always wondered that too, but I just don't know.

[green slime falls on Christine's head]

Vanessa:
Interesting. Is it always green like this?

Christine:
Well, yeah it usually is, but I guess it could be red.

[red slime drops on Christine's head]

Christine:
Or... it could be blue.

[blue slime drops on Christine's head]

Christine:
[getting annoyed] Or yellow.

[yellow slime drops on Christine's head]

Christine:
Yep... Okay, you guys think you're so smart? Let's see stripes.

[red, yellow, and blue slime falls on Christine's head]

Vanessa:
Boy, must be tough being a TV star. By the way, how do you get this stuff out?

Christine:
Well, it usually washes out with water.

[water falls on Christine's head]

Christine:
Usually.

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