You Can't Do That on Television1979

Valarie:
[Lisa and Valerie are standing in the kitchen. To Lisa, holding out her hand] Gloves?

Lisa:
[Pulls them out of a lower cupboard and hands them to her] Gloves.

Valarie:
[Putting on gloves] Sieve?

Lisa:
[Pulls sieve out of same place, and hands it to her] Sieve.

Valarie:
Foil?

Lisa:
[Pulls out a box of aluminum foil] Foil.

Valarie:
Not that foil. [She puts it down, then pulls out a fencing foil] Ah, foil. [Takes it in her right hand, while she holds the sieve over her face like a fencing mask]

Alasdair:
[Running in] What's for dinner, mom?

Valarie:
Swordfish, Alasdair. It'll be ready in just a minute. [to someone else] All right. En garde! [Starts swordfighting with an apparent swordfish]