You Can't Do That on Television1979

Lance Prevort:
[at dinner] This chicken reminds me of my initiation into my college fr-fraternity.

Lisa Ruddy:
Why?

Lance Prevort:
Well, because, to get into the fraternity, ya had to eat a chicken breast.

Lisa Ruddy:
Dad, what kind of dumb initiation ceremony is that? Anybody can eat a chicken!

Lance Prevort:
No-no-no-no-no. It wasn't easy as all that! You know, the, uh, feathers, eh, they'd get, uh, tickled your throat and get stuck down there. And, uh, before you're finished, that chicken'd have your eyes almost pecked out.

[Lisa turns to vomit on the floor]

Valerie Prevort:
Lisa, dear, you've got to learn to stop encouraging your father, especially at the supper table.