You Can't Do That on Television1979

Nasti:
So, Schreiner, it's finally here. This is your day of release.

Ben Schreiner:
Really? Oh, boy-o-boy. Finally - blue skies, Barfy Burgers, GIRLS!

Nasti:
Except for one thing. We lost the key.

Ben Schreiner:
Oh, I knew there had to be a catch somewhere.

Nasti:
However, we gotta go by the rules. Yes, we have got to release you. We've gotta turn you free.

Ben Schreiner:
Oh, I see. Then you're gonna have to cut the shackles off my wrists, right?

Nasti:
Not quite. Not exactly. We're gonna cut your wrists off the shackles.

Ben Schreiner:
WHAT?

Nasti:
[producing a chainsaw] Yeah! Come on. Oh, listen, wait a minute, you don't wanna us to ruin a perfect pair of shackles, do you? Besides, we might find the key. Now, hold still.