You Can't Do That on Television1979

Vanessa Lindores:
I just wanna get Santa a snack. Whadda ya think he'd like?

Lance Prevort:
Beer. Beer and pizza and a couple big sandwiches, some chips...

Valerie Prevort:
But, um, Lance, I think SANTA is probably on a diet, dear.

Lance Prevort:
Oh, Santa says he's not on a diet.

Valerie Prevort:
Well, he should be.

Lance Prevort:
Oh, you think so, do ya?

Valerie Prevort:
Uh, yes, otherwise they're going to have to write Goodyear on his tummy and float him over the football stadium.

Lance Prevort:
Hm-hm-HMM! And, guess what? Mrs. Clause is goin' on a trip to the North Pole.