You Can't Do That on Television1979

Lance Prevort:
[seeing his son torn and bruised] Alasdair, did that kid beat you up again?

Alasdair Gillis:
Yeah, but I told him if he didn't stop this time I'd send the bravest guy on the block to beat up his dad.

Lance Prevort:
Who-who's that?

Alasdair Gillis:
You.

Lance Prevort:
ME? No, wait a minute... Valerie, d-did you hear that? Your son has become a fight promoter.

Valerie Prevort:
Well, I think that's very enterprising of you, Alasdair. Um, what odds are you giving, dear?

Alasdair Gillis:
Uh, ten to one.

Lance Prevort:
TEN TO ONE? Uh-huh, I didn't know you had THAT much faith in your old man.

Alasdair Gillis:
I don't. It's ten to one you lose.

Valerie Prevort:
Oh, well in that case, Alasdair, I'd like to place five dollars on the other gentleman.

Lance Prevort:
Alasdair, don't encourage your mother.

Valerie Prevort:
But, Lance, it's ten to one.

Lance Prevort:
You're right.

Lance Prevort:
[handing money to Alasdair] I'll take five of that.