You Can't Do That on Television1979

Kevin Somers:
You know, I thought to myself "I'll do the guard a big favor and let him push a custard pie into my face."

Nasti:
[chuckling] No, no, no. None o' dhat stuff, Somers. You just stick wi' dhat cold turkey.

Kevin Somers:
Ah, come on, you know you'd enjoy the cruelty of pushing a custard pie into my face.

Nasti:
Mm-hm-hm, no way, no way. No, we'll see ya around.

[Nasti exits]

Kevin Somers:
Ah, come on! I gotta have a pie! I GOTTA! Ah...

Nasti:
[returning with a pie] Ohhh, all right. I'm gonna take pity on you, Somers. You know what I'm gonna do?

Kevin Somers:
[eagerly] What?

Nasti:
Put the pie right down dhere vhere you can look at it.

[Nasti sets the pie on a stool right in front of Somers]

Kevin Somers:
But that's torture!

Nasti:
I know. Have a good day.