You Can't Do That on Television1979

Alasdair Gillis:
[finding Justin sighing before a poster of Norway] What's a matter with you?

Justin Cammy:
[in a Norwegian accent] I'm so homesick. I'm pining for the fjords, for the six-month nights. I miss the sardines and those little flat crackers. Norway, land of the midnight sun, I miss you.

Alasdair Gillis:
Justin, you're not homesick. You're just having an identity crisis.

Justin Cammy:
How do you know?

Alasdair Gillis:
Well, because, for one thing, you're not a Norwegian. And for the second, most Norwegian cooking smells like my old socks.

Justin Cammy:
[as Alasdair holds up his removed socks to Justin's nose] Ah, mother's home cooking!