You Can't Do That on Television1979

Christine McGlade:
Alasdair, we have finally come up with a solution to the problem of your not knowing who you are.

Alasdair Gillis:
Oh, great, Christine. Thanks guys. And we all thank you from the bottom of our hearts, don't we, guys? Yes, we do. Oh, great. Thanks a lot. WOOF! Thank you.

Christine McGlade:
Yeah, um, we got you this dog collar, and it has your name and your address and your phone number on it so you'll never forget who you are.

Lisa Ruddy:
Oh, Alasdair, you should feel privilaged. This collar has been worn by none other than Christine herself.

Christine McGlade:
Rrrrrr.