You Can't Do That on Television1979

Christine McGlade:
You know, jealousy is not a nice topic. Not nice at all.

Lisa Ruddy:
Christine, um, I just wanna say that none of us are really jealous of you.

Alasdair Gillis:
Yeah, that's right. You see, we were just pretending to be jealous of you 'cause that's what the script said.

Christine McGlade:
Thank you.

Lisa Ruddy:
I mean, Christine, why would any of us be jealous of you? I mean, what have you got for us to be jealous of?

Alasdair Gillis:
Exactly. I mean, you got no problems. Nobody's gonna be jealous of you.

Christine McGlade:
Come on, you guys. Not even a little tiny bit jealous?

Marjorie Silcoff:
No.

Lisa Ruddy:
No.

Alasdair Gillis:
No.

Christine McGlade:
Come on, there MUST be something about me that you're a little jealous of? I mean, you know, my talent?

Lisa Ruddy:
No.

Christine McGlade:
Well, okay, my good looks.

Doug Ptolemy:
Oh, certainly not.

Christine McGlade:
Okay. My intelligence.

Alasdair Gillis:
Uh...

Lisa Ruddy:
No.

Christine McGlade:
Okay, listen, you can't deny my charm!

Lisa Ruddy:
I can.

Marjorie Silcoff:
I can.

Doug Ptolemy:
I can.

Christine McGlade:
[as the others get up and leave] Well... Well, you know... my shoes?

Doug Ptolemy:
Goodbye, Christine.

Christine McGlade:
Oh, come on. My taste. My... I'M TALLER THAN EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!