You Can't Do That on Television1979

Nasti:
Haven't you heard? There's a shortage of shackles. I heard it on the Johnny Carson Show, so I went down to The Shackle Shop and I bought every shackle in shtock.

Justin Cammy:
[already shackled to the wall] But that's just a gimmick to make you buy something you really don't need. Look, these are perfectly fine.

Nasti:
No, look at here, I bought them in a bigger size so you could grow into them.

Justin Cammy:
Oh. But... but I'm supposed to get my freedom - in a week.

Nasti:
Uh-uh. Not anymore, kid. You see, Justin, to justify this expense I had to add twenty years to your sentence.