You Can't Do That on Television1979

Christine McGlade:
[to the camera] When we put these shows together, one of the first things we do is go out on the street, all over the country, to get your views on the show topic. That's because we think it's really important to find out your views on whatever the show might be about, because you are the viewer and it's important to get your views.

Ross Ewich:
Hold it! HOLD it! Nobody's gonna believe dat garbage. We know why you go out and around all over the country - so you can travel on the company's money.

Lisa Ruddy:
And EAT on the company's money.

Doug Ptolemy:
And meet BOYS on the company's money.

Lisa Ruddy:
While we stay around here and slave away for peanuts.

Ross Ewich:
Right on.

Lisa Ruddy:
Right. Yeah.

Christine McGlade:
Well, at least I got MY priorities straight.