You Can't Do That on Television1979

Ross Ewich:
Ya know, Alasdair, old pal...

Alasdair Gillis:
Mm-hm?

Ross Ewich:
...you could be a very wealthy kid.

Alasdair Gillis:
Aw, get out of town!

Ross Ewich:
No-no-no. I'm serious. Dhere are hundreds of millions of dollars left by dead people to their descendants that go unclaimed year after year. Now if you let me do your family tree, I just might be able to prove that you are the sole, surviving relative of some dead multi-millionaire.

Alasdair Gillis:
You think I might be?

Ross Ewich:
Well, sh-sh-sure, you COULD be. Just a modest fee and I'll do it for ya.

Alasdair Gillis:
Well-well, Ross, I'd really have to think of it...

Ross Ewich:
Well, come on! If you're a multi-millianaire, you can afford THAT.

[shortly thereafter, a fool and his money part company]