You Can't Do That on Television1979

Ross Ewich:
[relieving Alasdair, covered in slime, of his ingredients list for green slime] Okay, I'll-I'll take that, thank you.

Christine McGlade:
Well, Ross, I'm sorry but it's just too late, because Alasdair read all the ingredients over the air, and now everyone knows what is in green slime, so you'll just have to find another way to get us.

Alasdair Gillis:
That's right, Ross.

Ross Ewich:
That is where you are wrong, Christine.

Christine McGlade:
What're you talking about?

Ross Ewich:
Well, as a matter of fact, dose folks out there never heard a word. The theme music was playin' and they couldn't hear Alasdair's voice. Ha-ha-ha.

Christine McGlade:
What?

Ross Ewich:
That's right.

Christine McGlade:
Wait a second...

Ross Ewich:
Yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Alasdair Gillis:
Oh, Ross, gimme that list!

[Ross eats it]

Ross Ewich:
Mm, not bad. Needs salt.