You Can't Do That on Television1979

Kevin Schenk:
I took a cab ride home last night when I realized I didn't have enough money to pay the cab driver.

Christine McGlade:
Oh, no. What'd you do?

Kevin Schenk:
I told him "Pull over at Mac's Milk. I want to buy a flashlight."

Christine McGlade:
What'd you want a flashlight for?

Kevin Schenk:
That's what he asked me. I said I dropped a fifty dollar bill on the floor and I couldn't find it in the dark.

Christine McGlade:
And then what?

Kevin Schenk:
Then I went into Mac's Milk and - would you believe it? - when I left, the driver and the cab were both gone.