You Can't Do That on Television

You Can't Do That on Television1979

Genre: Comedy
You Can't Do That on Television is a Canadian sketch comedy television series that first aired locally in 1979 before airing in the United States in 1981. It featured preteen and teenage actors in a sketch comedy format similar to that of American s… more »



Doctor:
Okay, here it is, Justin: You have a very rare and peculiar disease. But despite the fact that you have no money, despite the fact that you have absolutely no medical coverage whatsoever, and despite the fact that this is gonna be an extremely expensive treatment, I am going to treat you for...

Justin Cammy:
Free. Doc, the line's "for free." "Free."

Doctor:
[to the camera] I don't care if this IS an opposite sketch. I CAN'T say that line. I have my ethics.

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