Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series2006

Melvin:
[Yami Marik and Florence are fighting with lightsabers on top of the KaibaCorp Blimp]

Florence:
You can't win, Melvin. If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

Melvin:
Bull-crap. If I strike you down you'll be as dead as Naruto the Abridged Series.

Florence:
Yes, but with me gone, you'll have my fangirls to deal with.

Melvin:
Perhaps we should settle things a little more traditionally. With a children's card game! But not just any children's card game. A shadow children's card game! Ahahahahaha!

Florence:
God, is that really how I used to talk back in season one? I must've sounded like a total wanker.

Marik:
Yes, you did, you sounded exactly like a wanker

Florence:
I was being rhetorical, Marik.

Marik:
A rhetorical wanker!

Melvin:
But before we begin this duel to the death, I have just one question. Could I get a hug?

Florence:
I'm not going to hug you!

Marik:
Maybe we should hug him, Bakura. I mean, he seems like an okay guy

Florence:
Marik, that's your evil alter ego. He killed your father and made your life a living hell, remember?

Melvin:
Huuuug?

Marik:
I still think you should hug him

Florence:
I'M NOT BLOODY HUGGING HIM!