Zan sayonara zetsubô sensei2009

Kafuka Fuura:
This is the City of Third Options, where third choices abound! Unable to choose between Au and Docomo, in the end they sent signals into space with trees! Unable to choose between French and Italian, they decided to speak Molmol in the end!

Nozomu Itoshiki:
These third options are becoming insane!

Kafuka Fuura:
They're third options after all, they have no reason. They're not just choices for other people, anyone can make them! Unable to choose between briefs and boxer shorts, in the end you bury the lower half of your body! Unable to choose between a dog and a cat, in the end you decide to be a bird and try to fly! Unable to choose between bread and rice, in the end you settle for a Claymation of Marukawa Tamayo! These choices define life!

Nozomu Itoshiki:
If I have to shame myself living an unclear life like that, I'd rather die!