Zan sayonara zetsubô sensei2009

Kafuka Fuura:
Sensei, why don't you choose one of Schrodinger's Wives?

[the schoolgirls are all covered up with boxes]

Kafuka Fuura:
Pick whoever you like. They're all boxed-in girls, of course.

Nozomu Itoshiki:
You don't have to make jokes!

Kafuka Fuura:
As long as you don't open them up, there's the possibility that you have a loyal wife!

Nozomu Itoshiki:
I think I'd know who's inside each box without having to open them...

[a precisely-cut box grabs Mr Itoshiki]

Kafuka Fuura:
That box is telling you to choose it!

Nozomu Itoshiki:
[recoils, knowing who's inside] But I don't want this one!

Chiri Kitsu:
What? Then how about I stuff YOU inside a box?