Zan sayonara zetsubô sensei2009

Kei Itoshiki:
This is Schrodinger's Wife! [presents a woman wrapped in a cardboard box]

Kei Itoshiki:
As long as the box isn't opened, I can have multiple possibilities for my wife!

Nami Hito:
I wonder what she looks like inside!

Chiri Kitsu:
I want to know, too... Whoops, this chisel slipped out of my hand! [hurls it at the box and cracks it open, to reveal a hairy hand]

Chiri Kitsu:
She's hairy?

Kei Itoshiki:
Unthinkable! My wife's ideal possibilities have reduced a little!

Nozomu Itoshiki:
You call that a little?

Chiri Kitsu:
Whoops, these knives slipped out of my hand again! [hurls the knives at the box again, to reveal... ]

Nozomu Itoshiki:
Beautiful legs?

Kei Itoshiki:
NOOO! My wife's ideal image is becoming warped!

Nozomu Itoshiki:
Brother, what kind of image were you hoping for? [a few more cracks, and a pair of giant wings appear from the box]

Nozomu Itoshiki:
I don't think humanity is ready to see your wife! [runs away]