Zoey 1012005

Roger at tech support:
[Speaking with a THICK Indian accent on the phone with Chase around 3 a.m] Sir, please try pressing CONTROL G again.

Chase Matthews:
OK, I pressed CONTROL G three times and nothing happened.

Roger at tech support:
You must hold down the CONTROL key WHILE pressing the G.

Chase Matthews:
I know. I did that.

Roger at tech support:
Then your computer should be working.

Chase Matthews:
I know it SHOULD be working, but it's not!

Roger at tech support:
Sir, please do not shout at me. I am trying to help you.

Colin:
[Chase's roommate, Colin, who is trying to sleep, snaps] Will you please hang up and go to sleep?

Chase Matthews:
No!

Roger at tech support:
[Thinking HE is being spoken to] Why do you want me to hang up and go to sleep?

Chase Matthews:
[Panics] NO! No, I... I just want you to help me get my video chat back up.

Roger at tech support:
Have you tried pressing CONTROL G?

Chase Matthews:
[Rolling his eyes in disbelief] YES!

Roger at tech support:
Did that work?

Chase Matthews:
No!

Colin:
[From bed] Why don't you press CONTROL G with your bum?

Roger at tech support:
Sir... if you're going to INSULT me...

Chase Matthews:
I didn't insult you. It was my roommate - Colon!

Colin:
[Yelling in frustration at having to correct his name yet again] COLIN!

Chase Matthews:
[to Colin] I don't care!

Roger at tech support:
[Thinking HE is being spoken to] If you don't care, then why have you called Tech Support?

Chase Matthews:
What are you talking about?

Roger at tech support:
[Hostile] Sir, I DO NOT appreciate your aggressive tone!

Chase Matthews:
[Close to tears] I just want my video chat to work.

Roger at tech support:
HAVE YOU TRIED PRESSING CONTROL G?