Zorro1957

Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia:
You know, Don Diego, I am still a young man. It is the time of life I should get married and settle down, but no woman will take me seriously. It's not fair, Don Diego. Ah, maybe I am a little overweight, but you know what they say: a fat man always has a sense of humor.

Cpl. Reyes:
With a stomach like yours, you need a sense of humor.

Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia:
You are addressing your Comandante!

Cpl. Reyes:
All right, Sargeant.

Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia:
Sargeant! Don Diego, it's no use. To my own men, I am just a little Sargeant.

Cpl. Reyes:
Big fat Sargeant.