iZombie2015

[first lines]

["Weapon of Glass Destruction"]

Jordan:
[three kids walk down the street drinking a beer] Yeah, my left nut you went to third base with Jolene Fisk.

Dirt Mustache:
You don't got to believe it. I've got my memories.

Mama's Boy:
Up the shirt's not third. Third's in-the-pants stuff.

Jordan:
Shut up, Butterball. The only b*obs you've ever seen are your own.