Ôran kôkô hosutobu2006

Hikaru Hitachiin, Kaoru Hitachiin:
It's nice to meet you, Haruhi's Dad. We're good friends of your daughter's, the Hitachiin brothers.

Hikaru Hitachiin:
So, you're a transvestite, aren't you?

Kaoru Hitachiin:
You're the first REAL transvestite we've ever seen.

Hikaru Hitachiin, Kaoru Hitachiin:
[to Tamaki] Ya finally put the moves on Haruhi, huh, boss?

Hikaru Hitachiin:
Sorry about him. He's a ladies' man, if you know what I mean.

Kaoru Hitachiin:
He's a pheromone machine. In fact, I'll bet he's fooled around with more ladies than you can count.