Ôran kôkô hosutobu2006

Kaoru Hitachiin:
We don't hang out with anyone.

Hikaru Hitachiin:
And we certainly don't want to hang out with you.

Kaoru Hitachiin:
But if you're absolutely determined to get to know the two of us...

Hikaru Hitachiin:
...we should play...

Kaoru Hitachiin, Hikaru Hitachiin:
...the "Which One of Us is Hikaru" game. You in?

Kaoru Hitachiin:
The rules of the game are pretty easy. You just have to pick which one of us is Hikaru.

Hikaru Hitachiin:
And we'll give you one month. You can guess as many times as you want in that month, but we'll ask for your reasoning, so no random guessing.

Kaoru Hitachiin:
For the record, no one has ever been able to get it right.

Kaoru Hitachiin, Hikaru Hitachiin:
If that's all right with you, then try your best.