Ôran kôkô hosutobu2006

[English version]

[as Haruhi samples one of Renge's cookies, the twins see a chance to put their moves on her]

Hikaru Hitachiin:
[Coming up close] May I try?

[bites off the other end of the cookie hanging from Haruhi's mouth]

Kaoru Hitachiin:
Uh-oh, Haruhi, you've got crumbs on your face.

[licks crumbs from her cheek]

Tamaki Suou:
Did you see what they just did? He took a bite of the cookie while it was in her mouth, and then the other one licked her face! What're they doing? I told you those shady twins can't be trusted? They're trying to seduce her!

Kyoya Otori:
[as Tamaki rages] And suddenly the trio of classmates are closer together than they've ever been before.

Haruhi Fujioka:
[to Kaoru] You know, you could've just told me and I could have wiped it off.

Haruhi Fujioka:
[to Hikaru] And if you wanted to try one, there's plenty here.

Tamaki Suou:
[grabs Haruhi's face] That's not the way you're supposed to react, Haruhi! You have to stay strong and reject them, then casually brush them to the side! Do you understand?

Haruhi Fujioka:
This is sexual harassment, sempai.

Tamaki Suou:
SEXUAL HARASSMENT? If that counts as sexual harassment, then they're TWICE as guilty! Someone call the police!