Ôran kôkô hosutobu2006

Haruhi Fujioka:
The day before school started, one of the kids in my neighborhood got some gum in my hair. It's a real pain to get gum outta long hair, so I decided to cut it all off. I didn't care if I looked like a dude, you know.

Tamaki Suou:
Hosts should never refer to ourself as a "dude!" MA-MA! Haruhi's using those dirty boy words again.

Kaoru Hitachiin:
I'm sorry, but who is "Mama?"

Kyoya Otori:
Based on club position, I assume it's me.