'Weird Al' Yankovic: The Ultimate Video Collection2003

[intro to the Fat video]

Fat Man:
Yo, home boy, where'ya been, man? We've been looking for you.

Fat Man 2:
Yeah. We ain't seen you around Burger World lately! So where'ya been?

Al:
Oh, you know, around.

Fat Man 1:
Want a piece of pizza? Think I got an extra piece around here somewhere...

Al:
No, that's okay, really.

Fat Man 2:
Yo, Ding-Dong, man, Ding-Dong. Ding-Dong, yo!

Al:
No, thanks, really.

Fat Man 3:
[shoving a burger in Al's face] Yo, eat this, man. It's good for you.

Al:
I'm... not really very hungry right now...

Fat Man 1:
Hey, man, what it is with you? You on some kind of diet?

Fat Man 2:
Yeah! Is that what they teach you in that little sissy school of yours?

Al:
Back off me, man, back off!

Fat Man 1:
The question is, are you fat, or what?

Al:
Just leave me alone!

Fat Man 1:
I said are you fat?

Al:
Get off me, man! Stop it!

Fat Man 1:
You ain't down with us no more! You ain't fat! You ain't fat!

Al:
You ain't fat! You ain't nothin'! YOU AIN'T NOTHIN'!