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Matthew:
Y'know, I wonder why God equipped women with all the weapons for seduction.

Rod:
What do you mean?

Matthew:
Well, take the breast for example. You have the bosom, the areola, the nipple. I mean, those are three concentric circles. In other words, it's a bullseye! It's no wonder the breast is the target for all men.

Rod:
Wow. That's profound.

Matthew:
And men are grotesque. I'm not just talking about the little habits we have...

[Rod starts cleaning his ears with his car keys]

Matthew:
...like cleaning our ears with our car keys. I mean, we're grotesque to the core. I mean, look at the penis. The penis... it just looks like God had some left-over skin when he was making elbow, and He decided to slap it in our groin...

Rod:
Hey, get that outta here! It freaks me out, ok?

Matthew:
I mean, the penis is the first to shrivel when it's cold, it's the first to shrink in fear. The penis is a coward. It's a cowardly flap of left-over elbow flesh.

Rod:
Maybe you wouldn't think that way if you had a little of my Penile Power, baby! [laughs]