12 Men of Christmas2009

Henry Diepeveen:
[E.J. gives him a basket of muffins] E.J., you did not have to do this.

E.J. Baxter:
Well, it's my way of saying thank you, Henry. I would've never gotten Rick without your help.

Henry Diepeveen:
Well, thank you. I appreciate it.

E.J. Baxter:
Just don't eat too many before the shoot. Uh, so as far as convincing Andy and Jim. I know they're brothers, so I was thinking of taking them to dinner and...

Henry Diepeveen:
Together?

E.J. Baxter:
Yes.

Henry Diepeveen:
Trust me. You do not want to do that.

E.J. Baxter:
Why don't I?

Henry Diepeveen:
Because they're not gonna listen. They're gonna spend the whole time trying see which one's gonna get the waitress's phone number.

E.J. Baxter:
Have they always been like that?

Henry Diepeveen:
Ever since Little League. When they were on the same team, they would strike out every time, but when they were playing against each other, suddenly they were hitting grand slams.

E.J. Baxter:
I think I can work with that, but just in case they still won't pose, do you think you could threaten to arrest them?

Henry Diepeveen:
I can't do that.

E.J. Baxter:
Club them into submission?

Henry Diepeveen:
Sorry.

E.J. Baxter:
Stun gun?

Henry Diepeveen:
Not gonna happen.

E.J. Baxter:
Yeah, well, it's worth a shot.