2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams2010

Jesus:
So what's a hottie like you doing with a limp dick like Jerry?

Bristol Bush:
[laughs] Ever hear the one about the dumb blond that slept with the writer to get ahead in Hollywood? Guess that's me.

Jesus:
[seductive tone] Oh... baby, you're no dumb blond. You're just misinformed. See, it's not the writers or directors that get you ahead. It's the teamsters. You stick with me, I'll hook you up.

Bristol Bush:
[scoffs] Yeah, like I never heard that before.

Jesus:
B*tch, I ain't playing you.

Bristol Bush:
Oh, yeah? So, who are you gonna hook me up with?

Jesus:
For one, a bunch of buddies of mine got this indie horror thing going on. See, horror has its hell these days, you know?

Bristol Bush:
I would love to get killed in a horror flick!

Jesus:
I bet you would, and I bet you'd look good too... all naked and covered in blood and sh*t.