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Sam:
A married French woman, 33 years of age, with two children. You could stop that sentence anywhere along the way, and have reason enough not to be in the relationship.

Brian:
Dad...

Sam:
These are the same French who didn't let us fly over their country on the way to Gaddafi.

Brian:
Okay, but it's not her Frenchness that's really bothering you.

Sam:
No, but I can't discuss her marital or parental status, because if I do my pancreas will explode. So instead, I'm dwelling on the relatively benign, but still objectionable issue of her Frenchness.

Brian:
Okay...

Sam:
In the war, the French couldn't wait to give up their Jews.

Brian:
Nobody could wait to give up...

Sam:
Also, they surrendered three times in the same war. Have you any idea how hard that is to do?