5th Annual End of the World Tour2007

Christopher Titus:
It's time to step up or step aside. My dad taught me that. "It's time to step up or step aside. You don't get to b*tch unless you're willing to do something about it." Of course, he always said that while he was sitting on the couch, drinking a beer, you know, yelling at me for not mowing the lawn.

[laughter]

Christopher Titus:
"Well why don't *you* step up and mow it?"

[pantomimes flicking a cigarette into his eyes]

Christopher Titus:
OW! That was a cigarette! Now I'm a pirate!