A Cock and Bull Story2005

Rob Brydon:
[Rob shows Steve his teeth] What do you think? I've had them done.

Steve Coogan:
I know you have.

Rob Brydon:
What do you think? Feel that one. There's no crevice. Feel it.

Steve Coogan:
Don't ask me to feel your teeth.

Rob Brydon:
Just close your eyes and feel it.

Steve Coogan:
No. It's your f***ing teeth. Christ!

Rob Brydon:
What is the matter with you? You've got such a thing about, whenever there's a hint of something gay, you immediately...

Steve Coogan:
What? This has nothing to do with "gay". I'm very cautious.

Rob Brydon:
That's what it is. You don't want to touch another man's teeth, because you're worried you might be attracted to me. Just touch my teeth.