A Low Down Dirty Shame1994

Bernard:
Yoo-hoo Wayman.

Wayman:
Hey Bernard.

Shame:
Excuse me, who's this?

Wayman:
This is Bernard and what's wrong with you?

Shame:
"The Bernard"?

Bernard:
Yes it's me.

Shame:
Homewrecker. He's with me.

Wayman:
Shame. I can't believe you just.

Shame:
You are my stuff and you know it girl.

Bernard:
Stuff?

Wayman:
Bernard he's lying. Don't believe him.

Shame:
Oh you did not say that last night when we was in bed together girl.

Bernard:
You slept with him? You slut!

Shame:
Save your tears honey you never had a chance. Coffee's good with cream, but better when it's black.

Bernard:
Don't you ever call me again. And for you Mr. Coffee, if you like a little steamed milk with your double expresso, I'm your man.

Wayman:
Bernard I'm sorry. I'll call you.

Bernard:
Shame why did you do that?

Shame:
If you help me find this girl, I'll call and tell him it was a joke.