A Perfect Getaway2009

Nick:
What's the first thing you do when you step onto a plane? Maybe you have a sip of that fine champagne? You do fly in first class, right?

Cliff:
I put away my sh*t like everyone else.

Nick:
Well, when I board a plane, making my way back to the cheap seats, I clock every door. I pace off the distance between those exits and my seat. That plane loses power on takeoff, I can make egress in the dark, totally blind. If the aisle crowds up, I'm going to climb over the back on 36D, guy with that shiny-ass toupee, make the over the wing exit. And I know the handle swings down not up. And I know the door swings in not out. And I know all that inside of 30 seconds, before they even pop the cork for you up there in Hollywood class. See, if you wait till the emergency happens before you decide what to do, you're already dead.

Cydney:
What chance do you have of that happening?

Nick:
Happened in Sioux City.

Cydney:
Sioux City?

Nick:
DC-10. If rolled 4 times on landing. Wound up in an Iowa cornfield, 112 people dead.

Cydney:
Yeah, I remember watching that on TV.

Nick:
Yeah. I saw if from the inside.

Gina:
He is really hard to kill.