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Luckman:
You're the only person in the known universe who's never heard of the Heimlich maneuver?

Barris:
Alright, I'm gonna give you a little feedback since you seem to be proceeding through life like a cat without whiskers perpetually caught behind the refrigerator. Your life and watching you live it is like a gag-reel of ineffective bodily functions. I swear to god that a toddler has a better understanding of the intricacies of chew-swallow-digest-don't kill yourself on your TV dinner! And yet you've managed to turn this near death f***up of yours into a moral referendum on me!

Luckman:
You are a monster!

Barris:
You are a billy goat!