A Thief in the Night1972

Pastor Balmer:
I'm reminded of a neighbor I had back in Nebraska who got up one night in the middle of the night, took off his pajama tops and went downstairs for some ice tea. In the meantime his wife had awakened out of her sleep and discovered her husband was gone, turned on the light, found his pajama tops, and was immediately convinced that the rapture had taken place and that she had been left behind. Well from our studies in the past few weeks, we can conclude that we're living now in the end times, the days in which we live are seeing many prophecies being fulfilled that we have never seen fulfilled before. And surely this serves to remind us that the time is short at best, and if we would be followers of Jesus Christ, we must join His band now.

Susan:
[cut to Susan coming home] Mom, I'm home. Sandy had to go to her aunt's so I came home early. Mom? [goes in the kitchen and finds a pot on the stove boiling and burning] Mom? Mom? Mom? [screams]

Jenny's mom:
[rushes in from the back] What's the matter? [Jenny rushes in too]

Susan:
I thought you were gone.

Jenny, Jenny's mom:
Gone, gone where?

Susan:
I thought you were gone.

Jenny's mom:
What's wrong?

Susan:
I thought you were gone.

Jenny's mom:
Gone where?

Susan:
I thought you were gone.

Jenny's mom:
Gone where? It's alright honey, it's alright.