A Very Brady Sequel1996

[all the Brady kids and Alice are tied together by a staircase from Roy Martin, who left and kidnapped mom, they all think in their heads]

Bobby Brady:
If I had been a better detective, I would've been on Mr. Martin sooner. This is all my fault.

Cindy Brady:
If I wasn't too busy looking for my doll, I would've seen something suspicious. This is all my fault.

Kitty Carry-all:
I bet he wouldn't have tied me up if I was Barbie. This is all my fault.

Peter Brady:
What a dumb-head I am. I guess Roy was not much of a hero after all. This is all my fault.

Alice:
I must've not put enough mushrooms in his spaghetti sauce. This is all my fault.

Greg Brady:
Marcia looks great in those ropes... Wait a minute, what am I saying? This is all my fault!

Jan Brady:
It was wrong to make up George Glass. This is all my fault!

Marcia:
This is all Jan's fault.