American Dreamz2006

Reporter:
What about the rumours that the president had a nervous breakdown?

Chief of Staff:
Nervous breakdown? Look fellows, I'd like to remind everyone that we're still at war here. The terrorists are going to exploit any sign of weakness and it's not a question of if, but when they're going to launch a major attack ending life on earth as we know it, so let's just try to keep a positive attitude.