Batman: The Movie1966

Commissioner Gordon:
A fine job, Batman. You allayed their fears magnificently.

Batman:
What else could I have done, Commissioner? If I told the truth, panic will grip the city.

Chief O'Hara:
The truth. Sure, and what is the truth?

Batman:
A decoy. A strange anonymous warning that Commodore Schmidlapp is in danger, to lure me into a trap.

Commissioner Gordon:
A fiendish attempt on Batman's life.

Chief O'Hara:
You mean, when they were luring you to a watery grave, the commodore's yacht has been hijacked in some places?

Batman:
Precisely.

Commissioner Gordon:
And who behind it? Not a clue.

Batman:
Tell me, Commissioner: What known supercriminals are at large just now?

Commissioner Gordon:
I'll check at once, Batman. Bonnie, let's have the latest status report on supercriminals still at large.

Bonnie:
Yes, Commissioner.

Commissioner Gordon:
Thank you, Bonnie. Coming up, Batman, on the closed-circuit TV screen. Come over here.

[the quartet move to the closed-circuit TV screen on the wall]

Closed Circuit TV Screen:
Status report. Known supercriminals not currently imprisoned.

Batman:
The Penguin.

Commissioner Gordon:
That pompous, waddling master of foul play, maestro a million criminal umbrellas.

Robin:
The Joker.

Chief O'Hara:
Devilish clown prince of crime! Oh, if I only had a nickel for every time he's baffled us!

Commissioner Gordon:
What, the Riddler loose too?

Batman:
So it seems. Loose to plague us with his criminal conundrums.

Robin:
Gosh! And the Catwoman!

Closed Circuit TV Screen:
End of status report.