Battleship2012

Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord:
Sir, if I could just have a minute of your time?

[He holds up his cell phone, displaying a picture of... ]

Alex Hopper:
Why am I staring at a lizard?

Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord:
Because this is my pet lizard, sir, Penelope the Third. And they have the exact same eyes...

Alex Hopper:
You've got fifteen seconds, go.

Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord:
[referring to the aliens] I tried the helmet on, and the helmet is basically extreme sunglasses, along with some hydration and some oxygen saturation, and some other stuff that I don't understand, but we took Penelope to the beach one time, which was a terrible idea. She went absolutely nuts, because she can't handle the sunlight! And I don't think they can handle it either, sir.

[silence]

Alex Hopper:
You try anything else on?

Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord:
Negative, sir. Just the helmet.