Beginner's Luck1935

Spanky's mother:
after entering the back of the stage Spanky's mother and [Grandmother walk over to the stage wings the mother sheepishly looks out into the audience ] Looks like a nice crowd tonight

Spanky's grandmother:
Oh that's nice [the mother again very sheepishly peeks out to see the audience ]

Spanky's mother:
[the mother turns towards the grandmother and proclaims ] Yes a nice big crowd to see Spanky win the prize tonight.

Master of Ceremonies:
[the MC looks out to the crowd and putts his hand on Spanky's shoulder] Ok little boy your on first !

Spanky's mother:
[the mother is shocked by the announcement and jumps toward the MC ] My good sir my son's not ready !

Master of Ceremonies:
[ the MC is shocked that this kid arrived at the theater not ready ] He's not ready?

Spanky's mother:
No he's not ready yet. [ The mother then puts on the ritz trying to impress the MC] besides my son is too much of an artist to open a show !

Master of Ceremonies:
[the MC can't believe she said something so incredibly stupid ] Oh so he's too much of an artist to open a show ?

Spanky:
why don't you put on these sheepherders ? [Spanky points to the Arizona nightingales ]

Arizona Nightengale:
We are cowboys from the mountains

Spanky:
Huh from the drugstore

Spanky's mother:
[with that Spanky's mother steps in between the arguing children ] Now, now son I don't want you to be like that. You are here to win the prize tonight and be a big hit .