Beginner's Luck1935

Spanky's mother:
[Spanky's Mother goes to the Ritz theater to sign Spanky up] Sir, I'm trying to sign my son up for the children's amateur show. Who do I speak to?

Stage hand:
You have to speak to our Master of Ceremonies, he's over there.

Spanky's mother:
[Spanky's mother walks over to the MC] Hello Sir, my name is Mrs. Darlene McFarland and I want to sign my son to appear at your theater in the children's amateur show.

Master of Ceremonies:
[checking the schedule] Well the next opening is the last Friday this month.You know the show is very popular with the audience and it's very hard to get tickets as we always sell out and it's also popular with the parents to get their kids into our show.

Spanky's mother:
[ Spanky's Mother is smiling thinking her dream is about to come true] That's fine sir the last Friday this month is agreed.

Master of Ceremonies:
OK My dear,What is the name of your son's act?

Spanky's mother:
He will do his rendition of Marc Antony's funeral oration from "Julius Caesar". The act will be called Spanky Junior the noblest Roman of them all.

Master of Ceremonies:
[ The MC is beginning to realize that this one is a real stage mother type and he knows just how to handle her] Very good madam, I'll look forward to meeting your son and also seeing more of you.

Spanky's mother:
Sir, Is it possible to have my son's act in the theaters spotlight?

Master of Ceremonies:
Certainly we can do that without a problem.

Spanky's mother:
I'd like to know how it works. Who determines who wins the prize.

Master of Ceremonies:
Well my dear I act as the judge and going from the feel of the audience I determine the winner.

Spanky's mother:
[Spanky's mother reaches her hand out to shake hands with the MC,The MC grabs it and is smiling looking deep into her face first looking at her eyes ,then her pouty full red lips then her looks down to stare at her breasts] How do I get out of here? [Spanky's Mother knows that the MC is mentally undressing her and she is really playng it up big time]

Stage hand:
[as Spanky's mother walks out of the theater she is really wiggling and the stage hand turns toward the MC ] Man, That is one fine piece of tail isn't it?

Master of Ceremonies:
[Staring at Spanky's mother's rump and smiling] She sure is. [ Then he realizes what he said and yells at the stage hand] What are you looking at get back to work!