Tommy Boy1995
Stars: Chris Farley, David Spade, Brian Dennehy, Bo Derek, Dan Aykroyd
Genre: Comedy
Rating: PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 97 minutes
Tommy:
Let's think about this for a sec, Ted, why do they put a guarantee on a box? Hmm, very interesting.
Ted:
I'm listening.
Tommy:
Here's how I see it. A guy puts a guarantee on the box 'cause he wants you to fell all warm and toasty inside.
Ted:
Yeah, makes a man feel good.
Tommy:
'Course it does. Ya think if you leave that box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter.
Ted:
What's your point?
Tommy:
The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy, but we're not buying it. Next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser and your daughter's knocked up, I seen it a hundred times.
Ted:
But why do they put a guarantee on the box then?
Tommy:
Because they know all they solda ya was a guaranteed piece of sh*t. That's all it is. Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for right now, for your sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality item from me.
Ted:
Hmm. Okay, I'll buy from you.
Tommy:
Well I... What?
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