Big Bad Wolf2006

Derek Cowley:
Look, I live with the guy, ok? Yes, he may be an utter assholle, but I think I would know if he sprouted hair and fangs every full moon!

Samantha 'Sam' Marche:
Why don't you check his appointment book or something. I mean, see where he's been the last couple full moons. Or better yet, check his back. I drove that ax in pretty deep, and if it was him, he'd have a pretty big flesh wound.

Derek Cowley:
Well, how do you suppose I go about that? I mean, he doesn't exactly parade around the house shirtless or anything.

Samantha 'Sam' Marche:
Not even when he showers?

Derek Cowley:
I don't shower with him!